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SPRAY CAN RATTLES

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I'll get back to the office
and I'll check that. OK?

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I'll call you back.

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SPRAY PAINT HISSES

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Oi!

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MUSIC: 'Lonely Boy'
by The Black Keys

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Oi!

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But you'd take offence
at someone painting the sun

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because it romanticises
climate change!

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We can't censor all arts!

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? Well, I'm so above you... ?

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But if that art causes
psychological harm, it's not art.

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It's cruelty masked as art.

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Did someone come in here?

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GROWLS

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Don't be shy. Snap a pic
for your collection, girl.

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? Oh, whoa-oh-oh

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? I got a love
That keeps me waiting... ?

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But who decides what causes harm?
You?

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HIGH-PITCHED:
The Woke Witch of the West?

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Wokey-cokey!
Art is meant to provoke.

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? And I shoulda done you

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? Just the same... ?

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Sir.

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? Am I born to bleed?

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? Any old time you keep me waitin'
Waitin', waitin'... ?

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STUDENTS: Aaah!
REECE: Come on!

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? Oh, whoa-oh-oh

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? I got a love
That keeps me waiting... ?

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Provoking thought isn't the same
as provoking hate.

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Do you want to praise somebody

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for painting a swastika
just because it's edgy?

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? Oh, whoa-oh-oh

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? I got a love
That keeps me waiting... ?

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CHRISTOPHER:
OK, but for those people like me,

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how are we ever meant to learn
if we're never pushed

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out of our comfort zone?

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Do you realise the privilege
of being able to dismiss safety?

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? I got a love
That keeps me waiting... ?

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If the artist wants people
to respect their work as legitimate,

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then the artist
must also recognise that

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when offence has been caused, not
to run away from the repercussions.

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APPLAUSE

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Sorry, sir.
Were you looking for someone?

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LAUGHTER

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You're late.

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But great.

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I hope you're all inspired

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cos what you just witnessed
was the power of words.

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The power of debate.

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So, I'm gonna run
a debating competition.

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And for the first time
in this school's history,

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the winning duo will represent us at
the National Debating Championships!

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MUTED CHEERING

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Let's show the world
the power of Allsbrooke's voices.

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Who wants it?
TED: Your ma.

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Who said that?
I said, "Who wants it?"

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Your ma.
LAUGHTER

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Sir, Connor wants it.

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Not to embarrass the lad,
but he's into debating.

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He does it loads.

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Really, Connor?
Yes, sir.

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He's a "mass-debater".

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LAUGHTER

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STUDENT: Course he is, he loves it!

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Sit down.

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Now!

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All right, how you doing?
Yeah, good, thanks.

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You ever put that thing down?

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No. I need to be ready to log any
offensive behaviour at all times.

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I mean, my last entry, 2:10pm,

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"Male crosses playground gawping
at sixth former's cleavage."

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Filed under misogyny
and predatory behaviour.

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Was that me about ten seconds ago?
Yes.

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But don't worry about it.

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I also filed it
under fantastic tits.

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Right, ladies,
media training is how we make sure

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the club's values come across
clearly and positively.

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Now, you ladies represent this club
every time you speak.

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Now, tomorrow, we have a club...

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Daisy, so unprofessional.
Sorry, Miles.

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Tomorrow, we have
a club fundraiser event,

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and it's important that you embody
the values that define our club.

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So, let's dive straight in.

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What would be an on-brand,
values-driven caption

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to post with this image?

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Yeah?

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Er, putting everything on the line
for the team. Mm.

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Dirt washes off,
but passion doesn't.

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That's great, Daisy. Yeah.

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Sorry, erm, what about...

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"When he wants to try anal,

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"but it doesn't go
according to plan."

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Hashtag...

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..."anal regret".
STUDENTS GASP

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SHOCKED WHISPER: Oh, my God.

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Lad, it depends if we're talking
authentic agency

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or consumer-driven illusion.

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And you cannot ignore
structural determinism.

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But let's not turn this
into neoliberalism.

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This is postmodernism,
cos that's a different debate.

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Yes, boys, love it.

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It's good, this debating lark,
innit?

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Do you think?
I used to debate in my old school.

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Me and my mate Roderick,
we made it to the semi-finals

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at the National Debating
Championships.

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Oh, my God, really?
Yeah.

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No-one's arsed.

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LAUGHTER

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You little muppet.

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Yeah, Pat told us you loved it,
so we thought we'd wind you up.

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Don't you think it's interesting?
What?

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A bunch of posh helmets
chatting nonsense

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and nothing actually changing?
Nah, lad.

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Lad, you won't catch us
wasting our time debating. Sorry.

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Boys...

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I've said it once,
I'll say it again,

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Grandma Pat's arse has the hallmarks
of being one of the greatest arses

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back in the day.

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Nah, lad, I'm not saying
it wasn't a good arse, but...

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I don't think it was elite.
No, no, no.

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I'm with Con.

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That was a top-tier arse.

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You've got to remember,
she was a dancer.

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Well, I'm with Reece.

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A good arse, maybe,
but not a great arse.

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You do realise you lot are debating
right now? No, we're not.

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We're talking. Both sides
were trying to make a point.

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Lad, we're chatting about
hypothetical historical arses.

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It's basically a debate.

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There is no debate.
She defo had a cracking arse.

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Now you're debating whether
you're debating or not. We're not.

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Let's put this to bed.
One word. Elite.

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Lad! Let's see that.
Let's see it.

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TED GASPS
Ooh-hoo!

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Oh, my God. Wow.
Look at the back on her.

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TED: She's like a Kardashian.

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I knew it. I knew it.
That's my gran.

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What are you doing?
Bunch of perverts.

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What?
Don't hog it!

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You embarrassed Miles,
and you embarrassed yourself.

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I want to take full accountability
for my actions,

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and I deeply respect
the opportunity to grow

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both personally and professionally.

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See? I learned something
in media training.

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You know, when I was your age...

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...the closest we got to media
attention was a blurry photo

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in the Echo if we won a cup.

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We dreamed of someone
sticking a microphone in our face

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and asking us what it felt like
to score the winner.

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Being interviewed...

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...it was a privilege...

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because it meant we were being seen.

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And here's you, being taught
how to handle the press

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and treating it like it's a burden!

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It's progress.

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It's proof we've made it.

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And that makes you lucky
because you're walking through doors

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other people have spent
their whole lives banging on.

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Look, I get it.

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It's hard to play the game...

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...if it doesn't fit
with who you are.

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But if you don't play it,
you're only holding yourself back.

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So isn't it worth it
if it gets you where you want to be?

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Look, I get what you're saying.
Thanks.

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Do you want me to speak to Miles
and... and apologise?

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Nah, best leave it.

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Your little "anal regret" show

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brought back some
very traumatic memories for him.

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And if I'm honest, I don't think
either of us have fully recovered.

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You're not the only one
with inappropriate jokes.

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Get out.

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MUSIC: 'Leather Forever'
by Piss Kitti

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? Oh, my God, I got punched by... ?

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CHRISTOPHER: Reece! Reece!

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Now, it's the big debate
competition today.

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How do you fancy being my partner?
Debate me cock up your arse.

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Oh, how would we even debate that?

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I don't know, like,
should it be in there?

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Come on, I'm being serious.
I think you should do it.

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What? Put me cock up your arse?!
Debate!

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Oh, man, I'm all right, me, lad.

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Nice one, though.
Look, listen.

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Most of the people that debate
have never lived

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any of the stuff
they're debating about.

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But you have,
that's what makes you dangerous.

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You see these issues first-hand.

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You'd be speaking with truth,
and that can wake people up.

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Look, this means a lot to me.

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I wouldn't ask you
if I didn't think you had something.

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If debating's ever gonna be more
than posh people chatting

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to each other,
then it needs voices like yours.

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All right, I'll give it a go.
Yes!

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So, to conclude,
I categorically maintain

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that Reece's penis has
no rightful place within my rectum,

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as I do not identify
as a homosexual.

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Oh...
POSH: Seconded!

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This isn't just a competition,

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it's where you find out
what you believe in,

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and if you've got the clarity,
the courage,

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and the craft to defend it.

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So... let's begin.

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LAUGHTER

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Who's done that?

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That is not funny.
Who has done that?

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And we have to be honest
as a society.

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If someone can't afford
to raise a child alone,

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then they shouldn't have
had one in the first place.

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Sorry, what?

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People don't choose to struggle,
do they? It's life.

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It's life, but maybe they
should plan for life better.

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Yeah, wouldn't it be nice
if life always went to plan?

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If people only got pregnant
when it was convenient?

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Do you think mums choose
to raise kids on their own?

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Do you think they choose judgement
from people like you?

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LAUGHTER Give it a rest!

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There is no doubt in my mind
that once he gets going,

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he folds Reece's ma
like a deck chair.

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Ted!
Ah, he does! Look at his face.

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Age shouldn't matter
in a relationship.

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An older bird brings honesty,
experience

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and a belter three-cheese toastie.

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Er... very passionate, Connor,

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but the motion is age
shouldn't matter in the workplace.

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And, yeah,
there are some scroungers out there

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who will waste the support.

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But I also know there's loads of
single mums who work day and night,

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who pretend not to be hungry
just so their little lad can eat,

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who are fighting every single day

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to keep their family's heads
above water.

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And that kind of strength
deserves our help.

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That kind of courage
deserves our praise.

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So, maybe instead of asking
why they didn't plan better...

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...ask yourself...

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...how they're still going.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Cheers.

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Absolutely!
We absolutely smoked them.

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We smoked them. Smoked!

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Impressive.

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You hide it really well, but
there's actually a brain in there.

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I mean, obviously, it's not gonna
be enough to beat me,

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but still...

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...impressive.

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She's right, to be honest.

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The final's gonna be
a whole new level against her.

247
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We need to think like her
to give ourselves a chance.

248
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,759
Christopher, you need
to unlearn your toxic masculinity

249
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,879
and confront your white fragility

250
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:26,039
and apologise for your ancestors
for owning half of Jamaica.

251
00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,959
What?
I'm thinking like her.

252
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,679
Oh. Well, don't do that
for too long.

253
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,079
You'll end up hugging a tree.

254
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,159
HE LAUGHS
Don't worry.

255
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,359
I've got a way to think like her
just long enough

256
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,279
to get what we need.

257
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,679
What?

258
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:39,920
Nothing.

259
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:44,879
We need your support.
We need your investment.

260
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,399
That's what keeps this club
moving forward

261
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,159
and allows us to build
for the future.

262
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:54,519
A future that includes our
incredible academy girls here today.

263
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,399
So, let's get them up here,

264
00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:00,879
and I'd love for any questions
you have to be put to them. OK.

265
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:05,320
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

266
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:13,359
Nigel, Redfern Investments
and Capital.

267
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,919
I-I've always backed
the women's game,

268
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,639
and it's great to see it finally
getting the recognition

269
00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:19,799
that it deserves.

270
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,479
Oh, who do you support?

271
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:24,319
Oh, I'm a big blue. The Moyesiah.

272
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,359
I meant women's team.

273
00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,799
Oh, well, Everton ladies.
And you guys, of course.

274
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,119
Nice one.

275
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,479
Hey, did you see our match
against Arsenal last week?

276
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,119
Yes, of course.

277
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,879
Brilliant game.
Yeah.

278
00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,319
It got called off.

279
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,599
LAUGHTER

280
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:45,679
My-My point is,
it's a fantastic product right now.

281
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:47,039
Getting proper attention.

282
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:50,599
Product? You know, we need people
who actually enjoy the game,

283
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,439
not just people who think it'll
look good in an investment brochure,

284
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,759
but, hey, yeah,
you got your little badge, mate.

285
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,240
OK, thank you. Any more questions?

286
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:02,400
Mia-Louise?

287
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,879
Who else here
thinks Nige is a bit of a knob?

288
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,280
LAUGHTER

289
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,519
It's 2026,
it's time for head student,

290
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,519
not head boy or head girl.

291
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,840
It's time to lead with brains,
not binaries.

292
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,360
Would you like to sign?

293
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,760
Do you have a problem
with non-binary people? Not really.

294
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,840
Sign it now, little boy.
Yeah, course.

295
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,920
Wow, that really worked.

296
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,600
I'm gonna try it with everyone.

297
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,479
The potential
of the women's game is huge,

298
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,999
and I see Mersey Vale playing
a major role in that,

299
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:23,119
which is why I am happy
to announce my commitment

300
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,600
to invest in this club.

301
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,159
Thank you. One minute, love.

302
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,359
We've all seen the way
the Premier League exploded.

303
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,759
Global audiences,
massive commercial success.

304
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:37,919
It's a powerhouse.

305
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,239
That's what I see here.

306
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,039
The next Premier League.

307
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,359
With the right investment,

308
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:47,280
we can take women's football
on the same journey.

309
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,640
Yeah, but, like, do we even wanna
go on the same journey?

310
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,479
Look, no offence, Nige,

311
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,199
but everyone keeps banging on
about emulating the Premier League.

312
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,959
But... is it really even all that?

313
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:07,519
HUSHED CHATTER

314
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,680
What are you doing?
It's all right, girl.

315
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,799
Look, if you ask any proper fan,

316
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,519
they'll tell you
it's far from perfect.

317
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,239
Fans can't afford tickets.

318
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,119
Clubs turning into global brands

319
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,199
instead of belonging
to the community.

320
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,960
It makes you question whether
they love the game like we do.

321
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:33,159
Look, we're at this mad exciting
point in the women's game,

322
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,639
right, where it's taken off,
but you can still afford to go.

323
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,879
You can still relate to the players.

324
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,879
It's still about football
and not muppets like Nige.

325
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,199
LAUGHTER Sorry, no offence again, Nige.

326
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,999
So, yeah, let's bring the good stuff
of the Premier League,

327
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,999
like the exposure,
the opportunities,

328
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,519
the proper facilities.

329
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:57,519
But let's not forget why we all fell
in love with it in the first place.

330
00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:01,559
This is our chance
to not make the same mistakes.

331
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:05,159
So let's build something
even better than the men's game.

332
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,399
Could you imagine
how boss that would be?

333
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,880
The Premier League looking over
at us and thinking...

334
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,159
..."We messed up,

335
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,519
"and we should have done it
that way."

336
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,000
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

337
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,080
And...

338
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,440
And...

339
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,079
...we need to be a bit careful
of old Nige here

340
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:33,039
because earlier, I pretended to do
a Nazi salute to wind Tracy up,

341
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,879
and I swear he gave me
a little approving nod.

342
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,559
LAUGHTER

343
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,600
Just saying.
What's she like?

344
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:48,039
Ho-ho. It's amazing, isn't it?
Hey, look at this.

345
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,360
Pedals on the steering wheel.

346
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,320
What's next?
Gear stick in the glove box?

347
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,439
So, this show is going round
the North West, yeah? Yeah.

348
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,319
I'll be there, front row every time.

349
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,799
I haven't got it yet, Dad.
It's just an audition.

350
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,199
Ah, you will.

351
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,799
Just remember,
Priscilla had a very composed

352
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,919
and elegant way
of expressing herself.

353
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,039
AS SCOUSE PRISCILLA: 'Ey, Elvis!

354
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:17,240
Go the chippy for us,
will you, you fat bellend?

355
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,959
Nailed it, love, yeah.
Mm.

356
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,480
Right, let's go.

357
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:54,799
ELLA: 'Every time you see her,
you feel it.'

358
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,560
REECE: What the fuck?

359
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,720
'You must be meant to do it.'

360
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,639
? Psycho killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?

361
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,439
? Fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa... ?

362
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,720
'You will snap.'

363
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,039
TYRES SQUEAL,
HORN BLASTS

364
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,440
Sorry, lad.

365
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,479
AIMEE: Dad, are you OK?
Yeah, I'm fine.

366
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,199
DRIVER: Watch it, will you?!
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it!

367
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,399
Three for a quid.
There's not many left.

368
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,919
Let's get on it!
I've gotta go, lad. I'm sorry.

369
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,200
What? What do you mean?
'You will lose control.'

370
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,880
Dad, are you OK?

371
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,240
Dad?!
'You will slash her throat!

372
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,520
'One second to kill her!

373
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,040
'One quick move, and it's done.'

374
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,320
Dad!
PANTING

375
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,640
Dad, what's up?

376
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,719
Dad! Dad!

377
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,000
Dad!
TYRES SQUEAL

378
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,159
What is that?
My AirPod case.

379
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,280
Look, I-I went through
your notebook, all right?

380
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,159
Let me guess,
you went through my book

381
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,279
because you know you don't stand
a chance in the final

382
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,439
without cheating?

383
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,399
You realised that you flunked
a few rounds,

384
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,119
and that you are still Reece Duffy,

385
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,239
a stupid little shit
playing at being clever.

386
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:31,199
A little shit
who no-one will take seriously.

387
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,560
A little shit
who will amount to nothing!

388
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,960
Seriously, lad,
there's not many left.

389
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,000
Hm? Yes! Ah!

390
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:59,759
Whose stupid idea was it putting the
bloody pedals on the steering wheel?

391
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:03,399
Dad, I need to go.
I can walk the rest.

392
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,840
But you're gonna be late, love.
I'll walk fast.

393
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:12,479
I'm so sorry, love.
Will you be all right getting home?

394
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,519
Home? Joking, aren't you?

395
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,680
I'm thinking about a nice
seven-hour drive to Cornwall now.

396
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,199
Go on. Good luck.

397
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,559
You go and show them what
this family is bloody made of, OK?

398
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,999
I love you.

399
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,840
Thanks, Dad. I love you too.

400
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,440
Be careful.
Love you.

401
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,559
I think people underestimate
how much we change.

402
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,639
We're always learning and evolving.

403
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,039
Saying people never change
is an excuse to write somebody off

404
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,359
without giving them a chance.

405
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,839
STUDENT: Go on, Brimble.

406
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,519
Nah, but you're shaped
by your childhood,

407
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,479
your family, your environment.

408
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,199
You're like a cake
that's been baked,

409
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,999
you can't then just unbake it.

410
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,919
He's lost his head, you know.
A cake?

411
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:17,039
Lad, he's in trouble here.

412
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,399
I agree.

413
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:22,519
I mean, yeah, your past does shape
you, but it doesn't define you.

414
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:26,879
If anything, it shows us
how much people can change

415
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,559
when they grow
and make better choices.

416
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,279
It shows us real change.

417
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,279
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
STUDENT: She's smashing it.

418
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,119
He's getting Brimbled.

419
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:40,119
Well, if people make better choices
the older they get,

420
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,920
how come my ma's going out
with Mr Dunn?

421
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,479
Oh, my God, his head's gone here.

422
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:48,119
I think she just got a bit
desperate, to be honest, mate.

423
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,640
LAUGHTER What?

424
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,199
OK, fine.

425
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,440
People can change.

426
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,279
Reece, you need to argue
FOR the motion.

427
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,200
And that's me point.
You just believed what I said.

428
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,959
So, what if we think people change
cos they act like it,

429
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,599
but really, they just get better
at hiding who they really are?

430
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,599
Now, people can be really good
at that, can't they?

431
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,279
What are you doing?

432
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,919
Sometimes, the ones
who act the hardest to seem so good

433
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,639
are really trying
to hide something very, very dark.

434
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,959
Proof that no matter how caring
or woke they act,

435
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,959
deep down, there's a darkness
that won't leave.

436
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,079
Stop it, Reece.

437
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,959
Maybe it's cos they're desperate
to convince themselves

438
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,599
that they're not a monster.

439
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,719
Seriously, just stop.

440
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,039
But a monster can wear
any mask it wants,

441
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,799
but at the end of the day,
it's still a monster.

442
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,439
No matter what it says
or what it does,

443
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,719
a monster stays a monster.

444
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,799
And the scariest thing is,
eventually, the mask will slip,

445
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,760
and the evil will spill out.

446
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,679
SHOCKED CHATTER

447
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,599
Ella Grace, where are you going?
Ella Grace?

448
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,679
STUDENT: She can't handle it.

449
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,239
STUDENT: Oh, that was mad.

450
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:05,199
OK, everyone, whilst Ella Grace
collects herself

451
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,079
from that verbal knockout,

452
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,439
split into small groups and discuss
if you're for or against the motion.

453
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,399
Reece, where are you going?
Reece, come back here!

454
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,879
Dunny's changed since
he started goosing Reece's ma.

455
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,399
Er, on with your discussion, please.
Eee.

456
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,039
He shaves his chest now.
I can see it glistening.

457
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,639
Mo Fassi, will you just focus
on the task, please, thank you?

458
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,159
OK, shiny chest.
LAUGHTER

459
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,839
TANNOY SCREECHES
REECE: 'You all right, Brimble?'

460
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,800
ELLA GRACE SOBS

461
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,519
Look, I'm so sorry,
I shouldn't have done that.

462
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,119
But to be honest, you're scaring me.

463
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,720
'Do we need to warn Mia-Louise?'

464
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,680
He's got his mic on.

465
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,959
Please, let's not overreact.

466
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,839
I'm sure he doesn't mean
anything bad.

467
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,479
I'm gonna do something bad,
I'm gonna do something really bad.

468
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,279
Eee, why did you say my name?
What's going on?

469
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,479
I'm sorry, I've tried really hard,
but I can't fight them any more.

470
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:55,719
Fight what?

471
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,639
I just want them to leave me alone.
Who?

472
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,960
I just want them to fuck off!

473
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,960
I can't live like this.

474
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,320
I have to do something.

475
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,920
I have to do something.
Hey, do what?

476
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,879
I'm gonna kill you.

477
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,599
Aargh!

478
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,480
THEY SCREAM,
GRUNT

479
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,159
Everyone, stay where you are!

480
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,040
No! No!
Argh!

481
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,080
SHE SHRIEKS

482
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,039
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,

483
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,319
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

484
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:47,559
I can't, no, I can't, I can't,
I can't stop the thoughts.

485
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,720
'Ey, what thoughts?
The thoughts of trying to kill you.

486
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,879
You what?
Is everything OK in there?

487
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:59,159
The doctors told me it's OCD,
but... what if it's not?

488
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,759
Because I don't get it, I've done
everything that they've said.

489
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,879
I've written the thoughts down,
I've recorded them,

490
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,199
I've listened to them.
I've even tried to be around you.

491
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,119
Exposure therapy. But the thoughts,
they're still there.

492
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,079
So that's why
you've been following her?

493
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,359
You've been following me?

494
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,720
I know that thoughts aren't actions,
but, like...

495
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,319
...if they keep on coming back,
doesn't that mean something?

496
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,319
Look, I'm aware that
this is the girl's toilets,

497
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,680
but I may need to come in.

498
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,160
No, I... I don't wanna live
if this is what I am.

499
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,360
Hey, how's this
for exposure therapy, girl?

500
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,400
Nah, that's dead nice, that.

501
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,399
Maybe one of you
should slip a finger in

502
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,080
just to advance
the exposure therapy.

503
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,759
Oh, my God, she's laughing.
Hey, maybe she is psycho.

504
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,999
She thinks killing me's funny.

505
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,680
OK, I'm coming in.

506
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,879
OK. Everyone's OK.

507
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,359
Eee, seeing The Brimble's
fragile emotional state,

508
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,719
so decide to pounce like a predator,
have you, sir?

509
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,080
Mia-Louise, now is not the time.

510
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,400
Ella Grace, are you OK?

511
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,399
OK, good.

512
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,319
Oh, erm...

513
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,719
I do need to let you know, as you
did leave the stage mid debate,

514
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,039
the winners are Reece
and Christopher.

515
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,360
Oh, that's right, sir.

516
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,079
Oh, yeah!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

517
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,319
I'm gonna kill you, sir.
No! No!

518
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,480
Ella Grace! No! Ah! No!

519
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,359
I got it!

520
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:46,680
Your first STD?

521
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,279
I'm so proud of you, girl.
Which one?

522
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,760
I'm only messing.
That's amazing, girl!

523
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,440
I need to call my dad.

524
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,240
RINGING TONE

525
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,520
What's going on there?
Is that Reece?

526
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,279
Hey, look,
don't take this the wrong way,

527
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,999
but this little Brimblemance
we've got going on,

528
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,319
this can't be a thing in public.

529
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,040
No, I mean, I agree.
Social suicide for me.

530
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,159
But... good luck in the National
Debating Championships.

531
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,239
You're way too smart to keep on
playing dumb, you know, Reece.

532
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,079
Cheers.

533
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,559
And you know, if you ever need
to talk to anyone...

534
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,800
I'm always here.

535
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,760
And I really hope you get better.
Thanks.

536
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,679
Hey, everyone! The Brimble's
just tried to come onto me there.

537
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,199
She said she wants me
to put my big white privilege

538
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,719
inside her tight safe space.

539
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,119
LAUGHTER

540
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,999
Wow, Reece Duffy in
the National Debating Championships.

541
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,959
I can't wait to hear his argument
on global geopolitics

542
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,319
through the lens
of an extra small condom.

543
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,800
LAUGHTER What's going on with them two?

544
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,399
Move.

545
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,360
RINGING TONE

546
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,480
PHONE BEEPS

547
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,520
Dad?

548
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:14,880
Dad?!

549
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,039
Dad? You didn't know what it was
like bringing her up on my own!

550
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,479
WOMAN: You've got no idea
the of the sacrifice I've made!

551
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:37,120
You didn't sacrifice a bloody thing.
You didn't want to be here. Dad!

552
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,560
Mum?

553
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,480
Hiya, hon.

554
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,279
? Cos I have done it before

555
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,039
? And I can do it some more

556
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,559
? I got my eye on the score
I'm gonna cut to the core

557
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,199
? It's too late, it's too soon
Or is it? ?

558
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,200
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